04/20

Thursday April 20
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The Koala and the Little Lizard

A koala bear is sitting in a eucaliptus tree...smoking a joint...

...when a little lizard walks by, looks up, and says,

"Hey, koala, what are you doing?"
The koala says, "smoking a joint. Why don't you come on up and have some?"

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while, the little lizard says his throat is dry and he is going to go down to the river for a drink of water. But the little lizard is so stoned that he loses his balance and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this, swims over, helps the little lizard to the river bank and asks the little lizard, "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree with the koala, enjoying some joints, and he got thirsty, but was so stoned that he fell into the river trying to get a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out, so he walks into the rain forest to the tree where the koala is still sitting, finishing a joint. He looks up and hollers, "Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says,

"Duuuuuuuuuuude, how much water did you DRINK??"

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