Tuesday 4 April

Tuesday April 4

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Happy Tuesday! If your Tuesday seems like just another Monday, here's a little humor to help you make it through.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

FROSTBITE

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A NERVOUS WRECK

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

ANYONE CAN ROAST BEEF…

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

RIGHT WHERE YOU LEFT HIM

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE BIG FINGERS

Why don’t blind people like to skydive?

IT SCARES THE HELL OUT OF THEIR DOGS

What kind of coffee did they serve on the Titanic?

SANKA

What’s the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

THE LOCATION OF THE DIRTBAG

Why did Pilgrim’s pants always fall down?

BECAUSE THEY WORE THEIR BUCKLES ON THEIR HATS

What do a Texas tornado and a Tennessee Divorce have in common?

EITHER WAY, SOMEBODY’S GONNA LOSE A TRAILER.

Well, that's it for another day. Have a good one...

And remember to keep it funny, hot & spicy!