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Saturday, March 25, 2006

Where's Spring??

Hey, according to the calendar, the almanac, the birds and my joints, IT'S SPRING, dammit!! Wish the weatherman could get his act together. They're predicting SNOW for this afternoon, and that's not making my budding green thumb feel like wiggling in the dirt!! I do have some pop-ups in my indoor pepper pots, but my tomatoes still seem to be napping. Just watered them, so we'll see if they decide to make a debut soon.
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I've been playing around with ways to display the three calendars I've been posting. So, over the next few days, things might seem to be evolving. Once I settle on something I like, that tends to be relatively easy to do, and I don't get too many negative comments about, things should tend to settle down...at least as far as the calendars are concerned! So, here's the latest idea...
Saturday/Sunday March 25/26



LEFTYREDNECKSTUPID/STUPID
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Okay, I've had enough! I've frustrated myself more than any mortal blogger deserves, and I'm giving up for the day. But not before I leave you with a few things to amuse and amaze you. Below are a couple of cartoons that I found recently that I wanted to make sure I shared with you.
This first one is a perfect example of wasted effort. Of course, perhaps it's in a area where the people there are reaaaaalllllly short. Naaaaahh! But maybe it was a blonde. Gee, if that's the case, hope she doesn't lose the key to the lock!!!

Minimum Security
This next one must be the result of someone being told it couldn't be done. Perhaps there's an updraft that would keep the ball on the field.
Uphill Battlefield
Here's the last one for the day. Sort of like postal delivery, nothing got in the way of this guy painting a stripe on the edge of the road.
Road Hazard
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That's it. Time to go prepare dinner: spaghetti with hot Italian sausage flavored sauce and focaccia bread with roasted peppers and tomatoes, accompanied by a chilled glass of Almaden white zinfandel. And for dessert: blackberry cobbler topped with Edy's vanilla bean ice cream.
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I'll leave you with a pepperhead prescription: If you find yourself in a situation where you simply don't know what to do, just bite into a fresh hot pepper. Any variety will do. No, it won't solve your problem for you, but it WILL keep your mind off it for a while!!! Enjoy your weekend! And remember to keep it funny, hot & spicy!

Pittsburgh Pepperhead