Friday April 7

Friday April 7
Cartoon-a-Day

LEFTY

REDNECK

Speaking of rednecks, here are some pics I received in email that I just have to share. They're hil-laugh-out-loud-larious! Look closely. Can you see them well enough to figure them out??

The work week is so close now we can almost taste it!! Let's coast into another kick-back, kick-ass weekend. Hope the fun in the following lines helps to put a chuckle, giggle or guffaw in your life!!

Snappy Answer #1

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.

Without missing a beat, she said, “Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub!”

Snappy Answer #2

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”

The stock boy replied, “No, ma’am, they’re dead.”

Snappy Answer #3

The cop got out of his car and the kidd who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. “I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said.

The kid replied, “Yeah, well, I got here as quick as I could.” When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

Snappy Answer #4

A truck driver was driving along the freeway. A sign comes up that reads “Low Bridge Ahead.” Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him, and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally a police car comes up.

The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, “Got stuck, huh?” “No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas.”

Snappy Answer #5

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now, class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that’s it; no other excuses whatsoever!”

A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, “What you say if tomorrowI said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?”

The entire class did its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When the silence was restored, the teacher smiled sympathetically at the student, shook her head, and sweetly said, “Well, I guess you’d have to write the exam with your other hand.

Time to kick this week to the curb and roll out the weekend!! Oh, YEAH!! You earned it, now spend it like a couple of days off...which it IS!!

And remember to keep it funny, hot & spicy!