Super Spicy Snack

The following recipe is one for which I have become a legend in my own time. In every office I've ever worked, I am considered the King of Guacamole. It just so happens that I tend to gravitate toward people who crave hot and spice foods, so I was a born natural. I used to tell people it was an old secret family recipe, but it's so simple, and I get such praise for it, I don't mind letting you in on this minor miracle of Mexican magic. So, here you go. Go out there and spice up your life!! Enjoy!